Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Republic Square Contest: Name the Baker Report and Win a Shirt!


The Baker Report is being positioned by the talking heads as the definitive analysis on Iraq. In reality, everyone seems interested in little else than surrender and no one has offered a solution. Victory, however defined, isn't even on table. So, in the spirit of the current cut-and-run "oh shit, let's get outta here" attitude of the world's last great superpower, try your hand at naming the Baker Report! If our leaders insist on selling us up the river to crazed Islamic jihadists, we might as well create a reason for distracting/comforting laughter.

The winner will receive a free t-shirt from the TRS.com store, providing the lucky contestant with bragging rights and at least one less Christmas present in need of purchasing.

My pick is "Peace in Our Time." It's a classic, yet always popular with the kids/academics/sweaty-palmed armchair generals in Congress.

Let's hear what you think...

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