Saturday, September 30, 2006

Pelosi Gets Biblical, Rooney Gets Creeped


It's been a crazy 48 hours. And it's only going to get wilder for the next 38 days, as Election 2006 moves closer still. Need a remedy in the interest of mental clarity? Here's a moment of Zen, compliments of a San Fran liberal, straight from the King James Bible:


"'Forty is a number fraught with meaning in the Bible, whether it is the Jews in Gaza, Noah and his wife and the ark, or Christ in the desert,' Pelosi said she reminded the House Democratic caucus."


Judging by the events of the last few days, coupled with Nancy Pelosi's apparent conversion to Christianity, I feel more than confident declaring this election the first sign of the Apocalypse. Despair.

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